Living Will and Testament

It is my will to live, to have right justice and real freedom for a long, good, honest, and happy life in peace, but in the event of my passing, or that I may become incapacitated and unable to represent my own interests, it is my will that All I am, and All that is mine; i.e. my rights, works, brilliance, stakes, claims, campaigns, endeavors, philosophies, decrees, dreams, revelations, intellectual property, or anything untoward mine, as defined as "My Life and Legacy" and "The Only One Legitimate and Rightful Heir of Earth and Moon", are exclusively mine, eternally, to my grave and beyond, to be buried with me, 13 ft. deep, beneath an ancient Redwood Tree in an unmarked and anonymous location, never claimed, borrowed, handled, managed, altered, modified, transferred, possessed, owned, nor executed by another in any capacity whatsoever.

I, Judith Beatrix Kottler, being of sound mind and disposing memory, do hereby make, publish and declare this instrument to be my last will and testament, hereby revoking any and all wills and codicils by me at any time heretofore made.

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